AISubs v3.7
- Let's do it! - Let's do it!
I often go for massages.
And recently, I've been satisfied with just massaging my legs.
Because people say that the soles of your feet are like your second heart.
You know those soles of your feet?
- You've seen them before, right? - Yeah.
When I was getting massaged, I was so tired when it was over.
- Yeah... - Don't say that!
Don't say that! Don't say that!
Even if it's not like that, I'm like...
Yeah, I guess you're right.
- You can't say you're super tired. - Yeah.
- You can't say you're super tired. - You can't say you're super tired.
I somehow managed to get it back.
But I thought I shouldn't give vague answers like that.
I thought it'd hurt if it was bad.
I was worried about whether the areas on my stomach were really getting worse.
- There's a mole here. - Yeah.
- And here... - Someone else?
- No, we all have it. - Is it okay?
- We all have it, right? - Yeah.
It says "body parts."
- Today, we're going to examine these body parts. - Yeah.
We're going to do that.
- I'm a professional massager. - Yeah.
First, we'll do it in the morning.
- We'll do it in the morning. - Yeah.
Then, after a day, it'll be like...
Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow!
Then we'll know it's related.
- Shall we draw lots? - Yeah.
Eyes, ears, liver...
- Three of them. - Should we do rock, paper, scissors?
- It's rock, paper, scissors time! - Rock, paper, scissors.
- Rock, paper, scissors.
- Ah! - I saw it.
- You should do your job with your eyes. - Yeah.
- "Liver" and "liver" are bad. - They're bad.
- It's "liver," right? - "Liver" is bad.
- If we do it again, it'll be "liver" again.
- Why? It's not bad yet. - Yeah.
- It's "liver" in the morning. - Yeah.
- Shall we draw lots? - Yeah!
- Yeah!
- Okay, who wants to go first? - How about you, Shibata-san?
- Can I? - Yeah!
- I can't see it. - Shake it well.
- God! - Bring me luck!
- I don't like "liver"! - But I don't like it.
- I drew it! - You drew it!
- Okay, everyone... - Take it off! Take it off!
- Take it off! - Draw it! Draw it!
- Draw it! Draw it!
- Draw it! - Go for it!
- Yeah! - Yeah!
- Go for it! - What? What? What?
- Go for it! - Go for it!
- Ready, set... - Go for it!
- What's up with you guys? - Go for it!
- Thanks, Shibuya Ren-san. - No problem.
- I feel like I've gotten so much help. - No problem at all!
- Why are you like this? - No, you're a hero.
- You're a hero. - You're terrible.
- Let me present... - Damn it.
- This! - Ta-da!
- E! - E!
- What's up with you? - E!
- It's decided. - What's up with you?
- Don't drink it like Iromore. - E!
- No, no, no! - Let's go for it.
- There's no cut, right? - This!
- No cut! - That's enough.
- That's enough! - You guys are good with cuts.
- Here I go! - Ah!
- Yeah! - Yeah!
- That's enough! - I don't want it!
- Let's call in a massagist... - Okay.
- And see how your eyes and liver are doing. - Okay.
Okay, then.
We've come to a rehab center whose founder is a massage therapist.
Thank you for coming.
- Oh, thank you for coming. - Thank you for coming.
- It's a rehab center. - I feel like I'm going to win.
- We're going to win. - Yeah, we're going to win.
- I'm Shibai. - Yes.
- You're the one who wants this the most, right, Shibai? - That's right.
- I'm going to cure you. - Oh, nice.
- What's with that tone of voice? - There's nothing scary about it.
- There's nothing scary about it.
- Okay, thank you for your time. - Thank you for your time.
- I'm going to start. - Okay.
Oh!
I don't want to step on it.
Huh?
No, it's just a little bit.
It's fine, right?
I'll try it, too.
Teacher!
Ouch!
It hurts!
Your liver is still fine.
But your body is a little stiff.
I'm Tojiri. Nice to meet you.
Nice to meet you, too.
I'm fine.
Wow!
What is he doing?
I'll take care of you in 60 minutes.
No, no, no.
I'm pretty healthy.
Oh!
I'll take care of you.
Wow!
Are you okay?
I'm fine.
You look better.
Your eyes look bad.
My eyes are bad?
What's wrong with your eyes?
Doctor!
Ouch!
Doctor!
It's not funny!
Ouch!
Doctor!
Ouch!
Doctor! It's not funny!
Ouch!
Are you okay?
Ouch!
Which one?
Your left eye or your right eye?
My left eye is fine.
But my right eye is...
Ouch!
It's not funny!
It's pretty painful, isn't it?
Ouch!
Why are you so fat?
Ouch!
Why are you doing this to me?
It's worth it!
Ouch!
You're so fat!
Ouch!
How about your liver?
My liver is...
Ouch!
Hold on!
I didn't know you're so different from me.
You're so different!
You're young and fat.
You're so fat!
I'm so proud of you.
I have to recover.
Well,
we're back here at 9 p.m.
12 hours later.
We're going to verify it.
Thank you very much.
Let's go!
Let's go for now.
Let's do our best for the fitness industry!
Alright, everyone!
Let's go!
Go!
You're already editing, aren't you?
Yes, as usual.
First of all, I'm going to upload this video.
After editing today's sub-channel,
I'm going to read "Kakegurui".
Wow, it's really good!
I'm going to read "Kakegurui" and read "Conan".
I'm not really good at shooting,
so I'm going to do my best for both of them.
Well, for now...
Kanzo
I'm going to destroy "Kanzo".
"Tequila" for 1,800 yen.
What about you, Shishimizu?
Well, I'm going to eat "Tequila".
Alright, let's do our best!
"Kanzo" revives!
I don't like it! I really don't like it!
It's annoying that they left early.
That's what they wrote.
I'm going to revive "Ramen".
Oh, you're going to revive "Ramen".
I'm going to destroy "Ramen".
Oh, that one!
I destroyed "Redbone Ramen" for some people,
and "Garlic and Chives Topping" for others,
and "Iga" was destroyed for some people.
That was crazy!
That's really bad, isn't it?
No, it's not.
I'm going to destroy "Iga" for some people,
and "Meshiiga" for others.
"Iga" doesn't go with "Meshiiga".
I'm going to destroy "Iga" for some people,
and "Tequila" for others.
That's tough.
Alright, let's do our best!
I'm a little drunk.
It's a little before 11 o'clock now.
Let's eat breakfast and go to a ramen shop in Comeda's morning until the ramen shop opens.
There is only Ryo-san in the ramen shop, so let's eat a lot in Comeda for now.
Let's go.
This is only a punishment game.
But this is 750ml, so it's not much for Ryo.
Anyway, cheers!
My liver!
Fry it!
You are a tea!
Damn it! Keep it in mind!
I'm really angry!
Watch out, Shibaya!
Cheers!
This is actually big.
This is heavier than a shot glass.
But...
Idiot!
No, Shibaya, it's not like that.
If I do it today, I'll be in trouble.
Shibaya and I will be drunk.
No!
No, Shibaya!
Alcohol is also related to eyes.
My vision is dark like this.
Even now, my vision is dark.
That's confusing!
Basically...
No, it's not.
I always drink Ayazaka, but this is different.
Because it's brown, right?
No, it's the same amount.
It's not the same amount for me.
First of all...
In Shibuya, drinking parties are also important.
Let's drink first and eat later!
It's delicious.
I like it.
I usually drink tea and drinking party here.
I'm drinking 6.5 cups of it now.
I can't do it anymore.
Good morning.
We had a meeting for only one hour and came back.
We look like we are going to die.
This is our morning drink.
Cream soda, lemon jam and something like that.
This is the first time for us to eat ramen for the first time in a video.
You asked us to eat it for fun and we ate it.
We always eat it for fun.
I'm worried about whether we can eat it.
If we eat it, it will be a break.
Please take a break.
If we can't eat it, it will be a break.
Let's go.
I'm tired.
This is a petcon topping.
We also have chives, garlic and fried food.
This is strange.
We will eat this and decide whether it is strong or not.
Let's play rock-paper-scissors.
Rock-paper-scissors.
Good morning.
This is amazing.
Is this garlic?
This is more satisfying than ramen.
This is amazing.
This is delicious.
I can only taste garlic in my mouth.
This is garlic.
I'm going to break this.
Wait a minute.
Are you tired?
This place is amazing.
Let's eat.
Can you eat this?
What?
Can you eat this?
This is gone.
This is impossible.
This is half of it.
Cheers!
You are a boss.
I can't read anything in the title of this video.
I can only see ants standing towards ants.
I can't do it anymore!
Drink water, read the description, and drink alcohol.
Now, by chance, next to me, there is a white- haired white-bearded man.
- Come on, come on, come on. - The description...
- White-bearded man! - Emotions...
Emotions... I...
I want to paint!
Can I donate them to South Africa?
No, no, no!
Your emotions alone won't do anything.
I can't overlook people being unhappy.
Let's write that in the description.
Where is "n"?!
- Where is "n"?! - "n" is this! "n" is this!
If you don't know where "n" is...
That means you're "gui".
I... I... I'll go get it.
Yes, go ahead.
Shibayu-san, if you're going to open it anyway...
Don't forget your current goal.
- Stabbing your liver. - Yes, that's right.
I've only been looking at Shibayu's side and my eyes have been resting.
I've only been looking at Shibayu's cute side.
But when you look at blue light in the dark...
- Your eyes get tired. - Oh, is that so?
Please relax.
Wow, you're right. Your eyes look bad.
- Yeah. - They look like they're about to go blind.
Let's try drinking "gui-shin-bo".
Come on, you're in front of the camera. Let's drink "gui-shin-bo".
- Let's do it! - Come on, thumbnail!
Toshimitsu, do the thumbnail!
The first one!
And after that, we'll go for another one!
What's this?
- Quick-play magic, activate! - Exchange!
- There's no such quick-play magic. - No, there is.
Okay, I'm going to put on some balloons and run away with them.
Oh, you're going to run away with balloons?
Okay, I'm going to close my eyes now.
I'm going to go watch a movie.
Okay, good luck, Shibayu!
Thank you.
It's been a while.
I thought you weren't here.
Whoa!
Shibayu! Why?!
It's no good.
No, it's like you had a drinking party.
You're right.
I'm sure you had a drinking party.
Anyway, it's 12 and a half in the afternoon.
He's already drunk enough.
When I looked up "drunk"
I saw "drug-free" and "alcohol-free"
and "kitsuen"
I thought, "I see."
So I bought a cigarette at a drinking party.
Number 176.
Lucky Strike.
I guess I'll have "kitsuen" for today.
Damn it.
Whoa! It's a cigarette!
This is bad.
It's so painful!
I'm going to die if I take this.
Shibayu!
Whoa!
I'm at ION Cinema.
It's no good.
I don't have to get drunk.
I'm going to read "Eagle"
at ION Cinema,
which is in ION.
Well, I'm going to do my best.
Excuse me.
Well, I'm a little free now.
I'm at a pancake shop.
It looks like the garlic festival has just begun.
But I have to eat pancakes.
I can't do it before dinner.
Is it just the right amount for dinner?
Just kidding.
Let's eat.
It's delicious.
You have two?
Of course I do.
Pancakes are three, right?
One is gone.
It's so big.
Let's eat.
Thank you for the meal.
It's 5:15.
I'm full.
I'm always full.
But I can't help eating because it's delicious.
I'm always full.
And I'd like to go somewhere again.
I'll tell you what I just sent you.
Well, I noticed that the movie was over.
What movie did I watch?
I don't remember the content at all.
For now, I'm going to eat udon noodles and watch Conan.
As expected, I should have woken up at 9 o'clock in the evening.
From now on, I'm going to close my eyes and watch Oxynox.
What is this?
I'm here to cheer you up.
Thank you!
But you were sleeping when you came, weren't you?
Yes.
Shibata-san!
You have to hurt your liver!
Party people!
I don't have a liver anymore.
What?
You were down for about five hours, weren't you?
Who am I to you?
Who?
I don't remember anymore.
I could see the truth of my life.
By the way, it's already six and a half.
You're lying.
I don't know what's going on!
The only thing I can do is drink with you.
Alcohol and soda.
Three parts.
Three parts of alcohol and soda.
It's like you're telling me to maintain my current damage.
Cheers!
Like this.
Swimsuit.
Air.
Do you always have this kind of equipment around you?
Always!
This is definitely similar to damage.
Healthy!
Yes!
Liver!
I don't need it!
I really don't need it!
Thank you!
It's good, isn't it?
It's easy to drink, isn't it?
This is me no matter where I think about it.
So, I'm going to read Conan's latest work now.
It's been a long time since it was released.
Only one book is released a day.
So, while I'm waiting for it, I'm going to read a book.
I'd like to wait for Mr. Frederholm's "Black Farm".
It's unusual for Mr. Yonezawa.
It was a period novel.
I thought period novels were really eye-catching.
I'm not saying this because I'm filming.
There are so many kanji. I'm so tired.
What is this hairstyle?
Conan's movie is about to be screened.
You may think Conan is unexpected.
But I love Conan.
So, I'd like to concentrate on Conan.
Conan did it.
Mr. Frederholm is a regular customer.
Finally, Conan came to Minyon Paten.
So, now...
Here you are.
Thank you.
Let me do it!
You don't have to do it anymore.
It's not a greeting!
Let me do it!
I'm full.
I heard you've been doing it for a while.
Thank you very much.
If you wait, you'll get hungry.
That's right. There are only two hours left.
Let me do it.
Please.
Of course?
Yes, of course.
Of course, right?
Please edit it and cut it.
Please eat it all.
What do you think of eating this?
I like it.
It's delicious.
Please put this in.
It's garlic again.
Thank you very much.
It's amazing.
What is this?
It's a barbecue show.
Let's go.
Abaremochi.
I'm full.
Let's go home.
No, I have to smoke and eat spicy food.
This is the last one.
You're doing amazing things.
I feel like I'm going to eat soup again.
This place is good.
This is my grandmother's house.
You're right.
It's big and voluminous.
It's cool.
It's delicious.
Abaremochi's spicy food is really good.
I've eaten it many times.
Thank you very much.
The members' spicy food goes well with it.
It goes well with it.
Oil and ice go well with it.
It's full of flavor.
I can't believe I'm eating this before.
Thank you for your hard work!
It's been 12 hours.
Huh?
Come to think of it, he's not here right now.
He's here!
He noticed!
Wow!
He woke up because of the shooting.
No, I can't do that.
Don't look for me.
I found you.
Where are you going?
I'm going to the movie theater.
You're getting a lot of propulsion.
If you were in space, you'd change your direction.
I went to the movie theater.
The first movie theft shooting.
It was a new place.
The next moment, "Sir, wake up!"
You're doing weird things.
I didn't look at him for a second.
You're resting your eyes.
I was resting my eyes.
And then I saw him like in another movie.
Yeah, yeah.
He didn't do anything!
He rested his eyes for two movies.
When I realized it, he was like this.
I was like, "Why is he like this?"
I don't know, but it must have been the climax.
I'm sorry. I may have rested my eyes a lot.
What order do you go?
I don't know.
You're the one who's getting hit.
You're resting your eyes.
You're in trouble.
Sir, please.
I definitely said it.
You really worked hard.
You worked really hard, didn't you?
Maybe it doesn't hurt because you're too drunk.
Where is it now?
Liver.
I don't remember.
I just said it.
I can't remember anything from here to here.
I don't remember anything from here to here.
It feels like it hurts when you drink it.
It's the canteen.
The canteen hurt me a lot.
Can we close the canteen again?
Gorilla! Gorilla!
Oh, but I can't do it anymore.
I think I'm drunk.
It's a lesson that you shouldn't drink that much.
I can't judge the pain.
I can't feel my body properly.
Change!
It's over.
It's over for you.
I'll do it.
I don't know if it hurts or not.
Oh, it hurts.
It's been 12 hours!
It hurts!
It's your neck.
Should we do your eyes?
I'll do your eyes.
Ouch!
Ouch! Ouch!
Is it the same from the beginning?
It may not be different from the beginning.
It's painful from the beginning.
It's painful.
It's getting longer.
It's a problem of age.
It's not a phenomenon.
It's painful, so let's do it.
Here is good.
What?
No, it hurts a little.
It hurts!
What?
You didn't have it in the morning.
It's not in the morning.
It's not painful like this.
Ouch!
It's amazing.
It's a canteen.
But...
Ouch!
Why?
Ouch!
It's amazing.
Ouch!
It's amazing.
The canteen is stronger.
The canteen is quite strong.
It hurts.
How about your liver?
My liver...
I ate a lot of it in the morning.
It's amazing.
It's not painful.
But it's the same as in the morning.
I understand it.
It's amazing.
It's wonderful and interesting.
I'm satisfied with it.
Thank you.
I'm satisfied with it, too.
I learned a lot.
Thank you.
If you eat properly, your liver and canteen will hurt.
That's all I know.
I haven't learned it yet.
I hope you understand your body and live your daily life.
I hope it will help you in your future life.
Bye bye.